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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Spelling Disaster



     Mom you are ridiculous. You tell me not use bad words, but then you use them yourself! OK ok, well you don’t actually say them...you  S -P -E –L- L-   them. Like hello....earth to mom... you taught me how to read. 


     In fact, I just won the spelling bee at school, and YOU helped me study for it. So why are you s- p -e l- l -i –n- g  out bad words when I am around and you are talking to your friends on the phone? Don’t you think I k-n-o-w what you are really saying? ....


     Oh and PS if you don’t give me a raise in my allowance... I am going to tell my teacher, Miss Simpson, you called her  a  b -i- ....     $1.00 a week raise? HA! ....Make it $10.00 ...$5.00?.... DEAL nice doing business with you Mom! You are the B-E-S-T !

6 comments:

  1. this is hilarious. i almost wet my witts when i read the allowence part.LOL

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  2. So funny, It would be a hilarious performance practice. LOLz

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  3. this is perfect.....!!!

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  4. YES!! Can I use this for my audition for a school play? I just want to change actually to exactly... I hope that's ok.... thank you for being awesome!

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  5. To whom do we give the credit if my child uses this for a talent search monologue?

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  6. this is so perfect of my acting class cant wait to P-R-E-S-E-N-T it !

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