You’re throwing a surprise party for Miss Simmons?? NO THANKS! I have only been to one surprise party in my whole life. It was the one my mom threw for her mom.
She told my grandma that we were going to be away on a cruise during her birthday, but then she called the retirement home and had a big party all planned out. They walked my grandma into the party room at the home... flicked on the lights....And then everyone screamed out...SURPRISE!!!!
That was the last surprise party my grandma went to...she dropped like a rock when we all screamed SURPRISE!!